Northbound Puns

A list of puns related to "Northbound"

I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.

They said I was weaving all over the road.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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On the highway with Dad

...and he's speeding. We're northbound on the Seattle I-5, graced by the ever-too-common rain, and it's mostly empty.

Me: "I think you're going a little fast." Dad: "It's a gray area." Me: "What, speeding?" Dad: "No, Seattle."

We laughed like maniacs for 5 minutes.

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👤︎ u/cronack1
📅︎ Jan 28 2014
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The joys of Chicago

So I am on my way home from work on the 12:25 northbound. The train is filled with drunk Bears fans who are passing out on seats. The conductor just messaged, "Reminder to all Bears fans, this is the last train of the night. Please keep your Bear hats, Bear shirts, and Bear feet off the other seats so that others may use them."

It was a good chuckle, definately worth remembering.

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👤︎ u/Nemesis0320
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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