A list of puns related to "New START"
So far I'm sticking to it.
I'm going to dye a loan.
My stomach is churning
GrandPAW
So a subreddit.
She moved from the teen category to the MILF category!
Itβs a nice change of Pace
I guess my Vision's going bad.
We're called LinkedIn Park.
I'm dreading it.
...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.
I hope it's a good Korea move.
You will be called a quarter founder
are turning a new leaf.
I'm flush with ideas.
My dad asked if I was nervous, and if I was planning on studying for it before going in.
Don't tell me what happens. I love surprises!
Background: Wife and I took our son to his 1 month pediatrician appointment yesterday, where the only minor issue she noted was a slight flattening on the left side of his head because he likes to look one way instead of the other. Hilarity ensued when we got home.
Wife: "If we're not careful, our son is going to have to wear one of those special helmets because he'll have a flat head."
Me: "Then I guess it's a good thing we didn't name him Phillip!"
/cue rimshot
Sorry, but I'm mono-game-ous.
Lift your left leg in the air at midnight
How can you do math with your teeth?
When you go to the dentist and he gives you a shot some of your teeth will be numb and others will be number!
[this is the best wording I could come up with]
To stop procrastinating.
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