I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My satellite navigation told me to turn around....
Now I can't see where I'm going.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries
That will help to avert many grave mistakes
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I remarried, and my new wife is pissed because of my poor navigation skills
She said our relationship wasn't going anywhere
Edit : She just packed her bag and right
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What did the Mandalorian say to his friend while showing him a gps navigation app?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
A cat that is naturally good at navigating kitchen surfaces is counter intuitive.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
What do Stage Magicians and Confused Navigators have in common?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
why was the navigator fired?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Why did the Navigator get fired as a teacher?
He kept getting lost at "C"
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Why do dog make great navigation markers?
Because they are all good buoys.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I was skiing on the ocean and ran into a navigational marker. Buoy did it hurt!
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︎ Dec 08 2018
What do you call an alligator with a compass?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why did the explorer get lost when navigating with a compass?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My first job was on a ship, I was assigned to look for navigational markers. I was a Buoy Scout.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
I had a Bonnie Tyler Satellite Navigation Sytem once..
Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart
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︎ Jun 06 2018
Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why was the navigator fired?
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︎ Jan 18 2018
What do you call a alligator equipped with gps?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What did the novice navigator say as he located his first landmark?
I think I'm getting somewhere
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︎ Dec 18 2013
How do young girl scouts navigate from place to place?
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︎ Oct 05 2017
What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?
it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Riding in the car with my friend. Since I'm navigating, she asks me if she's in the right lane.
Me: "No, you're in the left lane."
Her: side eye
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︎ Nov 22 2015
GPS navigation dadjoke
I'm not a dad yet but my wife and I are in the process of trying. To get ready for fatherhood I hit her with this one every time we are coming up to a right turn and the car navigation says "please turn right now."
"okay, but which way!?"
it's good for a groan every time!
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︎ Mar 07 2015
I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What kind of alligator gives the best directions?
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︎ Jan 13 2018
Who do you ask for help when your lost in a swamp?
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︎ Feb 15 2019
A classic family Florida vacation...
"She's a navigator, not a get lost for a while crocodile!" Said after my parents were shocked my brother and his new wife where heading in the right direction to the beach.
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︎ Jun 30 2018
My FIL when leaving the house with MIL, "You drive and I'll nag"
He then looks at me and says "marital navigation, Nagigation".
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︎ May 29 2016
GPS...
Navigation system; 'Bare left after 300 yards'
Dad; Oh my God take cover, there's a massive grizzly bear on the left!'
We were in Central London.
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︎ Jun 06 2015
Got my girlfriend in the car
She was the navigator on this road trip
Gf: theres an intersection where you need to bear left.
Me: shouldnt i go right to avoid the bear?
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︎ Jan 22 2016
Today, driving in the car...
...we were lost until my mom found the directions to the place on her phone. She began to brag about her amazing sense of navigation when my dad replied "Yes, you're just Miss Direction."
Bonus joke, Tom Petty was playing and my dad wondered if he ever cared about anything important.
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︎ Jan 27 2014
What do you call an alligator with a GPS?
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