I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
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What do you call a factory that makes average products?
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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
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I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.
The iRoll
Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!
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︎ Sep 11 2020
When someone sees you with Apple product.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?
Norvegan!
Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...
I hope it is a big cellar.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.
Except maybe the manure spreader
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d
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︎ Sep 09 2020
A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.
Police have no leads to investigate
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My Italian employee is useless at labelling products
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Iβm a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....βlooks like you have the best jobβ he says, βwhy is that?β I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Purrfect product placement
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Production costs are really high in the dairy business
A lot of expenses are in curd.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
How do you know if a product is made in Germany?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.
I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Isolation madness product
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︎ May 05 2020
I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
Theyβre a big fan of gross domestic products.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?
People still talk about it today. It was Legion Dairy.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions
But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ (the multiplication symbol) meant...
It really is a sign of the times.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What skincare product do bullfighters use?
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︎ May 31 2020
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
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︎ May 22 2020
Informative product review
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"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product
I couldn't describe it butter myself
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
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What do you call a factory that only makes good products?
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a factory that sells good products?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do you call a factory that sells passable products
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Where are average products made?
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