"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What’s Ned Flanders’ favorite exercise?

Diddly squat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My Christian-Dad was obviously the inspiration for Ned Flanders

Dad: "Time for bed, kids"

Kids: "Throw us in bed! Throw us in bed!"

(Dad picks a kid up in his arms)

Dad: "Did I ever tell you about the three men in the book of Daniel who were thrown into the fiery furnace?"

Kids: "No!"

Dad: "Their names were... Shadrach... Meshach... and ToBedYouGo!

(tosses squealing kid through the air, onto the bed)

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Any random man: Arya Stark?

Arya: Yes I am. Sansa: Yes I am. Robb: Yes I am. Bran: Yes I am. Rickon: Yes I am. Ned: Yes I am. Jon Snow: No, I'm not

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I'm mentally preparing myself for the "Oh my gosh, i havent *blank* since LAST YEAR" jokes

(Ned Stark's voice) "Dadjokes are coming"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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