It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
If Gwen Stefani was Muslimβ¦
Would her hit song have been called βAllahback Girlβ?
What does a Muslim boxer do?
Hijabs.
Is there a Valhalla for muslim?
Must be Valhallah
What religion are cows
Mooslims
Which US state do Muslims love?
Allahbama
How does a Muslim close a door?
Islams it.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Everywhere
How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance?
Hijabs.
To what sound do muslims wake up?
Allaharm
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
What do you call 2 Spanish muslims that are dating each other?
A-moor-es
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
What do you call a muslim pepper?
HalalpeΓ±o
When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
Lunch is on me.
What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
A mosque-ito
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Snow isnβt a problem in Muslim countries...
... but ISIS
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
"Ha Lol"
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
Where do midget Mexican muslims go to pray?
In the Mosquito
What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
MOSQUITO
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
They stay in Quran-tine
My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.
Now he is just Mu.
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
#Allah-Who-Akbar
People say that muslims are very angry
Because of their short fuse.
What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?
A Qur'anteen
How does a muslim close a door?
Islams it
How does an angry Muslim close the door?
Islams it
How does a Muslim close the door?
Islams it
How do most Muslims like their eggs?
Sunni side up.
How does a Muslim close a door?
Islams it
