It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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If Gwen Stefani was Muslimβ¦
Would her hit song have been called βAllahback Girlβ?
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What does a Muslim boxer do?
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Is there a Valhalla for muslim?
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What religion are cows
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Which US state do Muslims love?
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How does a Muslim close a door?
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Where do terrorists go when they die?
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How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance?
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To what sound do muslims wake up?
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Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
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What do you call 2 Spanish muslims that are dating each other?
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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
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What do you call a muslim pepper?
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When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
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Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
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What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
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Snow isnβt a problem in Muslim countries...
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Budumtishhhh
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How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
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85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
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I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
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What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
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My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
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What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?
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How does a muslim close a door?
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How does an angry Muslim close the door?
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How does a Muslim close the door?
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How do most Muslims like their eggs?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
How does a Muslim close a door?
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