There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
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👤︎ u/ipariah
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Overheard at a music festival:

"Dude, you want some of this Molly?"

"No thanks, I've got visitation rights for my kid this weekend."

"So?"

"So, I've already got my ex to see."

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📅︎ May 04 2019
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Heard a dad joke at Bonnaroo Music Festival

Was at the Kanye (Yeezus) performance this weekend and he kept doing this thing where he would start playing a song then cut it off about five seconds in and rant about something. The third time this happened a guy behind me yelled "More like Teezus, am i right?"

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📅︎ Jun 18 2014
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I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.

He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.

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📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why did everyone at the music festival run towards the stage, even when it was on fire?

Because the music was so lit

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq.

They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.

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📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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Dadjoked girl at Music Festival.

Yesterday a random girl was on my shoulders at a music festival. When she finally got down, I remarked "Well that's a weight off my shoulders!"

Needless to say she walked away and i never saw her again.

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👤︎ u/yeahbro86
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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A futon's favorite musical festival
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📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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I had my own Dad joke today

My friends and I just entered the ACL (Austin City Limits) festival, which it's basically a HUGE music festival. While we're walking, a stage is playing a song by the Beatles to which my girlfriend jokingly says, "Oh, I didn't know the Beatles were playing today!" I reply with, "It's part of their Lazarus Project!" Then a lady in front of us turns and says, "Niiiiice."

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👤︎ u/Anzou
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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A dad joke that happened at Bonnaroo this year.

A group of friends and I have gone to Bonnaroo (a music festival, for those who aren't aware) the past two years. this year, my friends dad decided to tag along with us, and he is one of those dads who is chill as hell and doesn't really care about the obvious drug use that occurs at festivals. while we were all hanging out at our campsite, a guy approached our campground and asked "hey, do any of you guys want some mushrooms?" my friend's dad, who was fully aware what shrooms are, was the first to respond, saying "nah, mushrooms are my least favorite pizza topping." the guy just kind of blankly stared for a second, then walked away as we all laughed/groaned.

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👤︎ u/tbagtrett
📅︎ Oct 26 2014
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