A list of puns related to "Moscow"
I said "Because you're Russian me."
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
Because they're Russian to them!
Apparently nobody wanted to play Russian Roulette.
Because everyone there is Russian.
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase.
It's because of all the Russian around.
Been Putin them down all night.
But there's no point in Russian into things.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Even there, people were Russian.
The husband looks at the cloudy sky and says "It looks like rain" His wife says, "No, it's just cloudy." Their tour guide, a Communist officer named Rudolph, overhears them and says "It will definitely rain." Sure enough, a few minutes later, the heavens open and the tour group runs for cover from the downpour. The husband turns to his wife and says "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Mostly because he likes to CCCP.
I was Russian to get there to Putin an offer but my car kept Stalin and I missed it.
In the barn with Pa's cow!
One of his favorites. Oh, also: Juneau the capital of Alaska?
a Mosquito!
"You avoid 'meet' whenever possible".
Clearly I've raised her well.
Moscows
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
Bruh, Moscows are Russian.
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So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!
Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?
To book a rest!
Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:
I want to wreck ya vic!
Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?
Coz He'll sinky
What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?
Their Brunei
Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.
Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.
I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"
The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin
Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!
The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important
The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.
A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.
What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car
Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you
They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo
People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me
Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera
Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there
I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm
If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?
Moscow
Everything Moscow
Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov
Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide
Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore
Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood
Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout
Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder
Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing
Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors
Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz
Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff
Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer
Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket
Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales
Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz
Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz
Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive
Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall
Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov
Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods
Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy
Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling
Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot
Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
"I Moscow"
http://goo.gl/4RBWVA
tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor
/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"
/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."
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