Moscow Mule Puns

A list of puns related to "Moscow Mule"

I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:

"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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I started making Moscow Mules at home

Been Putin them down all night.

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👤︎ u/turboteggy
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug

could I call it a Moscow Mitch?

Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.

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👤︎ u/elRobRex
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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