I’m an accountant for Hallmark... they throw me out of casinos now because I’m a β€œprofessional card counter”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serion15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomtomvissers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Card shopping with dad

Dad and I walk into this card store to get something for my sister's birthday. The shop has a sign outside that says "Out of the ordinary cards"

Dad walks up to the counter: "Excuse me, when will you be getting in more of the ordinary cards?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackhankins74
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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You'll need to check the front desk for that.

My Dad and I were at a store and he wanted to see if an old credit card he had still worked.

Dad: "Can you see if this card still works after the purchase?"

Cashier: "You'll need to check the front desk for that."

Without missing a goddamn beat, he pulled a check/cheque out of his wallet and placed it on the counter.

He checked the desk.

The cashier facepalmed. I facepalmed. He cracked up. I walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaiyanKirby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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