Someone glued every card in the deck together, so now it's just a block of cardboard.
I'm having trouble dealing with it.
Which card in a deck can fix your dog?
A card game was going on until one man was caught stealing from the deck
Furious, they would have hit him with a club if they had one
I hate playing cards with 2 decks of different sizes
Someone glued my deck of cards together….
And I just don’t know how to deal with it.
So a coworker of mine mentioned having a deck of Elvis Presley playing cards...
...And I commented that it must be terrible for playing poker, what with every card being a King.
All my son got me for Christmas was a deck of cards… and they were sticky…
I’m really having a hard time dealing with this.
Someone replaced my deck of cards with a stack of coins. I was very confused.
Apparently I’m bad at dealing with change.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond
And ends with a club and a spade
I ordered a second-hand deck of cards from a casino.
After four weeks they still hadn’t been delivered so I rang them up to see what was going on.They told me they were still dealing with my order.
How many ways are there to shuffle a standard deck of cards?
To whoever stole my deck of cards
Just when I was feeling a little flush
I used to be really anxious because I didn't know what to do with my deck of cards.
Then I learned to deal with it.
What did the police do to the guy who murdered someone with a deck of cards?
They put him in solitaire confinement.
Someone dipped my deck of cards in superglue
I can't deal with it anymore
A guy bursts into his therapist's office and says, "doc, I keep having this horrible nightmare of being smashed inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up and says, "I'm busy. I'll deal with you later."
I orderd a deck of cards online, but it's been two weeks and they haven't gotten here yet.
I contacted the seller and they assured me they were dealing with it.
How does a deck of cards get around?
It shuffles.
(a true dad joke, from my 9-year old)
The only deck of cards we have at home have all the aces missing...
I don't know how to deal with this.
I own a XXL deck of cards
I'm a big deal around here.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head
Doug
Q and A:
What do you call a man without a spade on his head .....
I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
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I called the casino to ask why the used card decks I ordered were still undelivered.
They assured me they were dealing with it.
I once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.
I got a full house and 3 people died.
I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.
So far, I’m not a big fan of solitairy confinement
My teenage son got a tattoo of a deck of cards without our permission.
I might have to deal with him later.
I told the doctor I felt like a deck of playing cards...
He said he’d deal with me later.
Someone glued my deck of cards together.
I don't know how to deal with it.
Some jerk glued all the cards in my deck together. Now I just have a cardboard block.
I’m having trouble dealing with it.
I found a deck of cards that was glued together
I just couldn’t deal with it
I need help. Someone glued my deck of cards together.
I don’t know how to deal with it.
To whoever stole my deck of cards
Someone has glued my deck of cards together.
I don’t know how to deal with them.
Guy bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "doc you gotta help! I feel like I'm trapped inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his notes and says, "As you can see, I'm busy. I'll deal with you later."
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
Someone glued my brand new deck of cards together!
Now I don’t know how to deal with it…
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m finding it hard to deal with this.
The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
The only gift I got for my birthday is a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
Me : "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards"
Doctor : "Sit down, I'll deal with you later"
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find it extremely difficult to deal with.
I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..
I was in solitaire confinement.
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