A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
I own a XXL deck of cards
I'm a big deal around here.
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
Which card in a deck can fix your dog?
How does a deck of cards get around?
It shuffles.
(a true dad joke, from my 9-year old)
I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.
So far, I’m not a big fan of solitairy confinement
What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?
Me : "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards"
Doctor : "Sit down, I'll deal with you later"
Marriage is like a deck of cards
It starts with Hearts and Diamonds and ends with a Club and a Spade
I called the casino to ask why the used card decks I ordered were still undelivered.
They assured me they were dealing with it.
I once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.
I got a full house and 3 people died.
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
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I told the doctor I felt like a deck of playing cards...
He said he’d deal with me later.
My teenage son got a tattoo of a deck of cards without our permission.
I might have to deal with him later.
I was stuck on a boat with no food in the middle of the ocean with just a deck of cards.
A card game was going on until one man was caught stealing from the deck
Furious, they would have hit him with a club if they had one
Marriage is like a deck of cards...
All you need to start of is two hearts and a diamond but come the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
My son was complaining that his older brother threw a deck of cards at him.
I said, “Why don’t you deal with it?”
I played euchre with a large deck of cards....
It was kind of a big deal
What do you call a deck of cards with nothing to do?
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m finding it hard to deal with this.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find it extremely difficult to deal with.
I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
The only gift I got for my birthday is a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
For my birthday, all I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very difficult to deal with.
I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..
I was in solitaire confinement.
For my birthday, i got gifted a sticky deck of cards
I find it very hard to deal with
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