Monsoon Puns

A list of puns related to "Monsoon"

The summer rains have finally arrived...

Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!

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👤︎ u/PEZZZZZZZZZZZ
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying "I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful".

I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"

She hasn't replied yet.

Guess she stormed out.

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👤︎ u/srinivas-seshadri
📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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👤︎ u/Wyboth
📅︎ Aug 18 2013
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Made the cashier's head shake..

Cashier: wow it's really raining hard outside like a monsoon!! Me: yeah I know! It was bound to happen monsooner or monlater!

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👤︎ u/orkenbjorken
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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About all that rain we've been getting...

My co-worker said: "You could almost call this a monsoon."
Me: "Yeah, but with summer vacations just around the corner, I'd rather have a monsoon than a monlater."

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👤︎ u/Paul_Cinnabunyan
📅︎ May 15 2015
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My girlfriend is a dad

While driving into Phoenix, Arizona from Flagstaff, my SO pointed out an area of road that was flooded yesterday due to the monsoon rainstorms. Looking at the crew that was cleaning up the debris from the road, I simply said, "Damn."

She replied, "Yeah, they could have used one.

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👤︎ u/herbertvacuum
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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/r/kidjokes?

Kid: Hey Dad! What happens after a monsoon? Me: I dunno... better weather? Kid: No, the mon-later! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Me: <groan>

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👤︎ u/sbonds
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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