Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?
He was a Ruler!
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?
Bikings
Let’s all hope no countries are unfortunate enough to lose their monarchs.
We don’t want an entire coronation.
"I always forget: what are you supposed to call a monarch's children, again?"
"Issue."
"Gesundheit!"
So it turns out the last Russian monarch Nicholas the 2nd had a secret boyfriend.
A truly biczar situation
Have you heard about the new movie about a savant monarch?
It's titled Reignman
Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.
Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.
I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...
Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up
In addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.
It is, after all, the royal wee.
What did the monarch exclaim regarding the attempted coup?
"Revolting!"
The Norwegian Monarch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0
What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?
The bikings.
[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
