The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era?

If elected, I promise..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?

Naan traditional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahliaDubonet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:

Mao was all he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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It's definitely an anomaly as far as leadership successions in modern states go

Yet, here we are. North Korea's Kim Jong is ill once more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honesty-lowkeye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominant_Dankster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Modern problems require Indian solutions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/netdoppler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My son said he wanted Modern Warfare for his birthday.

So I told him to try and get on an underground train during rush hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call a modern bee from America?

A USB ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinytimloaf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Apparently modern feminism wants nothing to do with guys who are over six feet

#NoTallMen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art

I think it’s pointillist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Modern Joke

I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1, 2, 3, 4..." and I don't think he'll like it, but my friend said, "It's the thot that counts".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steamroller04
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a web-site!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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A Modern Art Masterpiece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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How do modern Spartans cook fries?

In Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/why-am-i-alive44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirby_freak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What do you call modern Scottish art?

A glass cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baker4570
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Me telling a historian about modern day doorbells

Me: "Have you heard of modern doorbell chimes?"

Historian: "Doesn't ring a bell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Despite modern trends, my wife, Christine, took my name when we were married.

I'm still getting used to calling her David.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hommusamongus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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At the museum, I turned to the attendant and said, β€œI suppose this horrible thing is what you call Modern Art, right!”

Attendant: Sir, that’s a mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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A modern man tries to take a women from the Stone Age on a date.

She wanted to go see a rock and roll concert but since he was cheap he took her for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaiRules
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner

What a cool idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dspates
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?

They're both Hippocrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarrenWaters
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon

Including the driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMexicanJuan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I didn't use to have much faith in modern medicine...

but then I had to undergo emergency brain surgery and it really changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What do modern day undead use for money?

Crypt-o-currency; Vampires specifically like bit-coin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jofax88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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i think the modern razor

is cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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If I were a modern day Robin Hood...

If I was a modern day Robin Hood donning a mustache and a sombrero, I would target the fashion industry mugging ladies for their expensive footwear.

I would say "JΓ­mmy your ChΓΌs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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Modern peer-to-peer technology ipfs.pics/QmVt8Mk3SGw3rRh…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousosweg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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I don't get why modern society treats breastfeeding in public as...

Taboob

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My father on modern art

My parents visited me last weekend. Short on ideas, we decided to hit up a widely-respected art museum. They had some new exhibitions, some of which were a little outside our personal tastes and expectations.

We walked into a photography exhibit and saw, along one wall, a sheet of green. This sheet of green was a little higher and taller than the average door, and stretched all the way down that bit of wall plus a few feet onto the floor.

"Oh," I said, "a green screen. That's kind of a neat little thing to have here. Sort of an homage to that style of film, I guess?"

Little did I know. In hindsight, I don't know why I expected anything different.

My father and I approached the plaque beside it. There we learned the truth: This was not a green screen. No. No, this was a specially printed photograph.

A photograph... of a green screen.

There we stood, astonished at the audacity of the thing before us. "My God," I said aloud, "This, right here, this is something else. This is just plain genius. Can you imagine getting money for something like this? Why didn't we come up with this? This is gold!"

To which my dad simply responded, "No, son...

... it's green."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Habefiet
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavioliStiegl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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