When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elculebra98
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..

Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I am like a modern day Zeus....

I am not strong or godlike I am just constantly horny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgplaysmc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie

I try, I try

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.

I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call the ancestors of the modern day scissors?

Prede-scissors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What's the modern way to donate to the church?

Papal Paypal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.

One could say it was a sub-lime experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePokemasterYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...

...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right: the Very model of a modern major general.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conflateer
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I spat my water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aCkadoodledo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?

Naan traditional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahliaDubonet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:

Mao was all he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What are your resolution going to be for the new year?

Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominant_Dankster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Modern problems require Indian solutions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?

Modern historians call it balderdash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/netdoppler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...

I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My son said he wanted Modern Warfare for his birthday.

So I told him to try and get on an underground train during rush hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call a wolf that has things figured out

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowardflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a modern bee from America?

A USB ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinytimloaf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSTUVWXYZ

If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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To the person who stole my glasses

I will find you, I have contacts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garyunmarried
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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A Modern Art Masterpiece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art

I think it’s pointillist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Apparently modern feminism wants nothing to do with guys who are over six feet

#NoTallMen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Modern Joke

I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1, 2, 3, 4..." and I don't think he'll like it, but my friend said, "It's the thot that counts".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steamroller04
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a web-site!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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How do modern Spartans cook fries?

In Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/why-am-i-alive44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirby_freak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What do you call modern Scottish art?

A glass cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baker4570
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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