Southern Canada has several large cities and plenty of modern infrastructure,

But Northern Canada has Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risky_bisket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Garden Clippers are very modern...

It's cutting hedge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twisted7ogic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Sound of Music - The modern version
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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A modern solution.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrainnTheRed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What's the best way to catch a computer mouse? The answer might surprise you!

Click bait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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What's the most modern plant?

A courant bush.

Sorry, I couldn't leaf it alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Carpet-7365
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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My Beach Boys-loving magician girlfriend has the power to transform 1980s Chevy models into modern cars.

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She’s giving me ex-Citations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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Nintendo switch lite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secure_Candy6472
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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My wife and I were doing some home renovations, and incredibly, when we knocked down a wall we found a secret/hidden room which was fully modernized and furnished. That’s when we remembered…

We live in a duplex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..

Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elculebra98
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Neighbor threw out this chair. I took it because it might come in handy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igor_d7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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I am like a modern day Zeus....

I am not strong or godlike I am just constantly horny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgplaysmc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie

I try, I try

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.

I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call the ancestors of the modern day scissors?

Prede-scissors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.

One could say it was a sub-lime experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePokemasterYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Denial…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinn80
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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I spat my water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aCkadoodledo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?

Naan traditional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahliaDubonet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Modern problems require Indian solutions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:

Mao was all he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominant_Dankster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/netdoppler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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They say the ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster.

Modern historians call it balderdash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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Emerson, Lake, and Palmer walk into a bar . . .

Picture it. June, 1971. London.

Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.

Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

Nothing can spoil this evening.

Enter King Crimson, their bitter rivals in experimental jazz-fusion symphonic rock.

A chill hits the air, but they manage some level of civility.

Fripp even manages to put aside his seething anger at Lake for defecting to Emerson's new project and stands a round for all.

It's unclear exactly when Hawkwind arrives, but the strained emotions soon give way to genuine cheer and good will.

Lemmy, their basist at the time, could have that effect on people.

Unfortunately, he also later looks directly at Lake, points at Fripp and company and asks, "Waren't you wiv his lot?"

The police report explains that the ensuing fracas lasted for about 30 minutes at caused at least Β£4,500 (Β£56,604.93 in 2021, or $78,480.75) in damages, several broken bones and uncounted stiches.

The scrum finally calms down after Peter Gabriel, who was [throwing darts](https://darthelp.com/articles/the-history-of-darts/#:~:text=M

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevRob330
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I went for a long drive on the weekend, and there was something that troubled me.

I'm Australian, in Australia, specifically southern Australia. Very specifically, southern Victoria. Anyway. I took a long drive on Friday, out to Halls Gap, which is a beautiful part of the world. Oddly, I noticed along the way a significant amount of dead crows on the side of the road. Now I'm of county stock, and I know well that crows (although technically ravens I believe) are an extraordinarily intelligent bird, and it's very rare that you see one fallen by the roadside. As such, it was obvious to me as unusual. So I looked it up, and as it happened there'd been a study conducted regarding the very road I'd driven down. Turns out, this particular road was notorious for dead crows on account of two very basic reasons, the first, it's proximity to bushland which ensured a considerable amount of regular road kill (possums, kangaroos, etcetera) and second, the road was a significant trucking route. It follows logic, although I did not see it at the time, that it was determined that the trucks, rather than the cars which used the road were to blame regarding the amount of dead crows. How so, you ask? I, too, was interested to know. You see, the front of the average car in these modern times is made of plastic and paint whereas the Australian cross-country truck is equipped with a large alloy bullbar. A crow, when hit by a car will have chips of paint transferred onto its feathers whereas one downed by a truck will have none. Now crows are not usually struck by vehicles, as they are a very intelligent bird. As such, they employ a sentry bird, which looks out as the others eat from the road, and warns them of any approaching danger. Such is the intelligence of the crows! So why should they perish by truck in such numbers? The answer amazed me. As it turns out, a sentry crow sees the approaching vehicle and calls to his friends CAR! CAR! CAR! but he can't say truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aofhise6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...

...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right: the Very model of a modern major general.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conflateer
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What are your resolution going to be for the new year?

Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My son said he wanted Modern Warfare for his birthday.

So I told him to try and get on an underground train during rush hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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A Modern Art Masterpiece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you call a wolf that has things figured out

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowardflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call a modern bee from America?

A USB ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinytimloaf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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