Modern Family Puns

A list of puns related to "Modern Family"

dadjoke lifted from an episode of modern family

A favourite of mine from the show Modern Family that I laugh to myself about everytime I am packing leftovers.

Claire: How do the containers and lids get separated? Phil: Built-up resentment ... money issues ... met a younger lid.

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👤︎ u/tbul
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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My dad at basketball games

We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.

"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."

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👤︎ u/kweb1023
📅︎ Aug 01 2013
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What crime was the fire-starting bear charged with?

Urson.

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👤︎ u/crassigyrinus
📅︎ Apr 26 2014
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Hey, you know what the beaver said when he slipped in water?

Damn it

  • Phil Dunphy (Modern Family - Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook)
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👤︎ u/evr487
📅︎ Oct 27 2016
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