Robin get in the car.
Teacher: βSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isnβt disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with oneβ
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: βNow I want you all to stick your finger in itβs ass and hold it in there for a momentβ
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: βOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I doβ
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, βnow see itβs not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my classβ.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
Unstable.
...if you smoke them.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
He gave her a ring
Sam sung
Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"
r/dadjokes on you!
Because he couldn't sprint
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
Tuber simulator
RV?
Wild Bill Hickock
I think we really need to upgrade our plumbers.
He explained to that it was a call from his wife, so he wasn't talking on the phone, just listening.
The cops let him go.
But every time I visit the countryside I get soft and lose my edge
Now it's Hans free.
I told the salesman I wanted the new 61
charge: driving erotically
You think theyβre infinite until theyβre snot
I must console myself
Lets say you buy a mobile home and you renovate it to have more things in it and be a bit more up to date. You even add a phone system in case you lose your phone. Does that make it a Mobile Phone?
I can't use my laptop anymore. Someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
...But I found them all to be pretty touch and go.
I got stuck behind a trailer, and when I got close I realized it was full of sheep. When I happened to glance at the license plate, it read "ewesful" this guy is going places. With his sheep.
I couldn't get a picture because driving.
Mom: what would you do if you got the job there?
Me: Cell phones
Brother: Dad, what color is Uranus?
Dad: the same as yours
