My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why was the freshly minted pennies soo annoying?
Because they were a new cents
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I donβt know, it makes no sense.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
No room for discourage-mint πͺπͺ
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
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︎ Nov 24 2020
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.
It makes cents if you think about it.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
mints before sex?
.... call that predickament
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Whatβs the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
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︎ May 03 2020
I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.
To me, it just makes cents.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Did you just turn into a mint?
Because now you're making cents!
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
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︎ May 09 2020
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
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︎ May 25 2020
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I was told not to eat the candy in court...
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
She's such a Thyme waster
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos
Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Encourage Mint.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
Iβll call them pre dick a-mints
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I planted some encourage mint today
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︎ Jun 26 2019
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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︎ May 20 2020
I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Putting a breath freshener behind bars is...
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it's pepper mint.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
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︎ Jun 18 2019
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.
But as the guide explained, it started making cents.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Mints anyone
My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers.
He said that the guy made a mint
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︎ Jan 12 2020
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
The Royal Australian Mint has game
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︎ Apr 03 2019
If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I made a 12" piece of breath freshener
I call it the: Measure Mint
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?
Theyβre a breath of fresh air.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Did you hear about the guy who invented altoids?
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