Mimics Puns

A list of puns related to "Mimics"

Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?

They're just wanna-bees.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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When I went to buy comfy shoes, I heard the fitter mimic me as he went to retrieve them, "I need some comfy shoes. Wah wah!"

The shoes he brought were indeed comfy. But I can't get over the fact that I was moc-ed.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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You know there’s a name for when parrots mimic human speech

It’s called a parroty

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Why was the piano laughing?

Because I was tickling his ivories

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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My mother isn't usually the dadjoke type...

We're on our way to replace my laptop charger, which overheated and completely fizzled out last night. She's asking me if I can check if it's properly dead or not my plugging it back into my laptop. I'm afraid that the brick is burnt through, which would overload my computer.

"No, Umma. What would I do if my computer starts to fry?"

Completely straightfaced, she mimics holding a spatula and deadpans, "Flip it over."

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👤︎ u/JeremyJustin
📅︎ Jan 09 2014
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