I begin my new job tomorrow, proofreading for Merriam-Webster, the online dictionary. I asked them if I'd be starting at nine, and they told me to fuck off.
I'll be starting at aardvark, like everybody else.
I’d like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora”.
It really means a lot.
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
I just learnt the medical name for Viagra
Mycoxaflopin
A friend with benefits who bakes bread could be called a cumpanion.
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...
"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:
"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
