STACHOO!
Because Missouri loves company.
My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.
The culprit, a crazed 34 year old Dentist name Michael. When asked why he did it said: "I just really hate plaque."
He came back singing "Freon isn't Free."
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
Just think what alcohol can do!
....Or do they take a while to develop?
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
It's in A flat minor.
It's just not developed yet
I forget my response
... Sorry, I forgot it.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
It was here a minute ago.
I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.
Affogato
It wasn't what he had in mind
His school EEPROM.
I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.
I forgot.
It's called Pasta Way!
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
Oooops. Wrong USB.
This is a running joke.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
And 2: with my short-term memory
He ALAMO'st forgot.
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
That was a trip down memory lane.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline...
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣
Life before that was a blur.
Forgot where I left it.....
Some people just don’t have film.
Life before that is a blur.
Anyone can roast beef.
Or does it take time to develop?
