Memorial Day Weekend Puns

A list of puns related to "Memorial Day Weekend"

Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.

My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.

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👤︎ u/ItsaSnap
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Dad joked my boss in a text. Could hear the groan.

"Hey, have a good memorial day weekend"

"eh, I think I'm getting a kidney stone. Should be exciting…"

"Oh really? My Dad got one of those a few years ago but he wouldn't tell me where he got it. Do they sell them somewhere around here?"

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👤︎ u/Cry_ery_tyme
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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