Praying mantis puns got me laughing my head off
If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?
It varies, they're all in sects.
If Praying Mantis' are always praying, what is their faith?
It varies. They are all in sects.
In a post about Praying Mantisβs
What do you call an insect whoβs good in bed?
A slaying mantis
Who is the most religious animal in the animal kingdom?
The mantis, because they are always praying.
What do you call a religious grasshopper?
A preying mantis.
P.S. I proceeded to call myself ingenious after making this while pointing at the jeans I was wearing.
My dad passed on some advice today.
"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."
My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.
