If prosthetic enhancements become mainstream

I'm going to have an abacus installed on the top of my head so I can be a guy people can really count on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I don’t see any animosity between mainstream rappers anymore

They must be diss-track-ted

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call an elephant that’s no longer mainstream?

Irelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudioZebra94544
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Tributaries used to be cool until they turned mainstream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colacubeninja
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Know what else isn't mainstream?

Tributaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betweentwosuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went skating on the lake before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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How do you drown a hipster?

Put them in the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowboysFan12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why don't hipster fish live in rivers?

They're too current.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Ideas

I write a pun of the day on the chalkboard where I work and was hoping you guys had some puns that are unique and not very mainstream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thescalesoftacos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I'm a man who doesn't call "rivers," rivers.

That's just too mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokingJuiceBoxes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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One fish says to another fish, "Hey Fred, what's the quickest way to Johnny's?"

Mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSuperdudly1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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How do you drown a hipster?

You throw him into the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JetManJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do you kill a hipster?

You drown them in the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zurg0Thrax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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How to kill a hipster

How do you kill a hipster?

Drop him into the mainstream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smart31069
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Where do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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