10 Hilarious Magma Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...

I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.

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👤︎ u/Sk80Boi

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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What rock group has four people that don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore

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👤︎ u/potatoOnABus

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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If you have a lava lamp in your basement...

...isn't it a magma lamp?

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👤︎ u/chirstain

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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What does a baby volcano say to his volcano mother?

Magma

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👤︎ u/GardenData61371

📅︎ Jul 13 2020

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Ya know why you can’t bury a lava lamp?

It becomes a magma lamp

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👤︎ u/not_related_to_OJ

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar

Downvote to the earth's magma

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👤︎ u/arnonn

📅︎ Oct 03 2016

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What is the first word that baby volcano says?

Magma

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👤︎ u/koljap7

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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Did you guys hear about the geologist who got his Bachelor's Degree?

He graduated Magma Cum Laude.

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👤︎ u/kevingcp

📅︎ Jan 23 2015

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If a volcano gets good grades in college...

...does it graduate magma cum laude?

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👤︎ u/h1ppophagist

📅︎ Sep 08 2012

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I dad-joked in /r/bitchimabus

> johnmal85

> Is there a subreddit with pictures of stuff in lava or hardened like this?

> > memorizemee

>> I'd try r/lava, but its pretty much dead.

> > > confluencer

> > > So are you telling me that /r/lava has cooled down?

> > > > memorizemee

> > > > God damn it...

Sauce: http://np.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/comments/2ctipf/bitch_i_have_been_consumed_by_molten_rock/cjiwrjy

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👤︎ u/confluencer

📅︎ Aug 07 2014

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