Don’t take this igneous sediment for Granite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?

Sediment always settles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Rivers love the little rocks on their floor so much, they carry them everywhere they go. Riveres are incredibly sedimental
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denye_Azadini
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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I’m in a really boring geology class...

I dust can’t sand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.

He was pretty sedimental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I can't believe my wife wanted me to get rid of my silt collection!

It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerilard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Do you know why I love rocks?

They’re very sedimental to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you say to a mourning pebble?

"My sediments"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSepiks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starshine531
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...

When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkay1911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...

it has a lot of sedimental value to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My daughter gave me a handful of rocks for my birthday...

They have deep sedimental value to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillJokeWhoosh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My girlfriend is a geologist. For our anniversary I got got her a limestone jewelry box.

It has sedimental value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePeacefulBard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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My favourite Geology Professor died today.

My sediments are with his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I found a fossil today.

Not worth much money, but it has sedimental value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I'd bet $10 this bookmark was design by a dad

http://imgur.com/DProikz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walden42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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People keep telling me to get rid of my pet rock

But it has too much sedimental value

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_aurelius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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What did the ocean say to thank the river?

I appreciate the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandezuma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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i dont like having sand in my drink...

But I appreciate the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapitalAPeriod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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Got my friends at an outdoor restaurant

The wind was high and dirt blew on us. As everyone was rubbing their eyes I said "one day we'll all look back on this day fondly. I'm sedimental like that." Groans ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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This one was just plain painful.

"What did the earthworm say when offered some soil?"

I don't know, what?

"No I'm good, but thank you for the sediment."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sex_bob-omb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Why did the rock fail geology class?

Because it had a sediment impediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyndcaller
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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Got my friend while we were hiking

I picked up a rock to throw

him: "you keeping that as a souvenir?"

me: "nah, I'm not a sedimental guy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrunner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why wouldn't the geologist get rid of his rock collection?

They were sedimental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeptil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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