MJ Puns

A list of puns related to "MJ"

If I was king, I'd name my son after MJ

Then he'd be Heir Jordan

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👤︎ u/dxdrummer
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Im stuff

Peter Parker: Sorry i was late, i was doing stuff. MJ: Im stuff Peter Parker: omg MJ NOOO! Tony Stark: laughing Pete, your girlfriend is awesomesauce Dad: hi stuff, im dad

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👤︎ u/ducc777
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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What do you say when you walk into a pot shop?

High.

This is a real deal "joke" from my dad today. The first retail mj store just opened in his town. He's 60.

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👤︎ u/vatothe0
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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Kenny Rogers just dad joked me...

With this song.

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👤︎ u/SpyroFan-17
📅︎ Jul 22 2015
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