My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

But it was his dumb asphalt…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?

Oh you H2 HOE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmm1024
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Oh it seems that my water broke... i.reddituploads.com/e7b77…
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Spin Me Round
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What do you call troubled water?

H2-uh-O

This was got a gigantic room of groans and eye-rolling at a department meeting today when my boss said it. Tried a search for it here and did not see it so wanted to spread the eye rolls!

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I was about to start my first gcse exam...

My Dad was taking me to school (this happened around 3 years ago but I still remember), he looks at me and says 'Son you sure you've got everything, your pens, pencils, calculator." Me: "Yes, Dad." My Dad then asks me, "What's your seat number?" I look at him and say "H2" "Bless you." He says then he starts laughing to himself.

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