I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.

I call it the HEPA-weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...

However, methane is also silent but deadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I REALLY wanted to make some soda with my new soda maker, but the CO2 cartridge is empty

I'm soda-pressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemmeSeeDjibouti
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2013
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What is the answer for climate change?

I don’t know but we’re getting warmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.

Her name is Dee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do the elders do ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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If you die from inhaling muffler fumes...

Do you die from exhaustion?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TayDestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Dad Joked by my Shift Lead at Starbucks...

I was making whipped creams tonight. Since we make our own, we have these little CO2 cartridges that we use to β€œcharge" the whipped cream. These are conveniently called chargers.

I was looking for these charges, even I asked my shift, β€œWhere'd we put the freaking chargers?!" To which he replies, β€œIn a San Diego."

For context, the Chargers are an American football team located in San Diego, California.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewordofrain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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