A list of puns related to "MENT"
Ex-berry-ments
Oink-ment (farmer dad joke)
A"mews"ment parks
An a-mews-ment park
It started off ok but just got harder, I suppose I just got set in my ways!
But then it grew on me
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
Okay, Biden.
Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.
Me: Swine Flu...
(end up getting married to my bae...con)
Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.
It had the Coronavirus
When he arrived, he saw a lot of decorations related to frogs and asked me why.
I said: "It's because I'm trying to pull a prank on my flatmate. I'm trying to see how long it takes him to realise that our apartment is filled with frogs."
My friend said: "It's a nice prank ngl. Has he been close to finding out you live with apartment full of frog decorations?"
I said: "Not yet but I'm really starting to panic."
He asked me why and I said: "Because this type of prank is not easy. It requires a lot of Kermit-ment"
Oink-ment
Sailsman?
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
What comes before a shotgun marriage?
En-gauge-ment
The cow told me to live in the moo-ment.
Ornery-ments
Oink-ment
I told him that is the pigment in the shrimp....
The pink-ment
He SED-A-MENT
They must be a fig-ment of my imagination.
To the treat-ment center.
I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.
"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"
The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.
My little sister and I are trying to explain to my dad what ratchet ment, out of no where he says "I don't appreciate your guys language" everyone was confused and said what? He responds with "you guys are keep saying rat shit" we all groaned loudly
They go to the a(mews)ment park
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