A list of puns related to "Ance"
Harmonic Re-zone-ance
So he'll be getting sever ance pay.
Itβs been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you canβt possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
letβs not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
Itβs just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Keeping up a-pier-ances
The Sturgeon-General
A fine piece of bass
All I really want is gulls
About a bouy
Gulls don't like bouys, gulls like cars and money
Bass and titties
Little ado a-trout nothing
Please keel free to add your own :)
She was trying to get all the pears on half the serving dish but one slice kept falling off, so I said "I guess that slice doesnt conform to your desired a-pear-ances". Groaning ensued.
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