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https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ap9gqf/i_have_a_phd_in_procrastin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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👤︎ u/hstpeace
📅︎ May 06 2019
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The past, present and future walk into a bar

It was tense

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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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I hate it.

Don't even get me started on Velcro.......

What a rip-off!

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📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do you call two shoes talking

A Converse-ation.

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📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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My friend does the perfect imitation of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.

It's a perfect em-mule-ation.

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📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What nationality do frogs naturally have?

I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.

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👤︎ u/IranRPCV
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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How will Sidious die in Star Wars Episode IX?

Heart Palpatine-ations

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👤︎ u/W-eye
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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They added a dog to the Jersey Shore reunion house!

The Shih-tzu-ation

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👤︎ u/SyckTycket
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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So I talked to my friend about our favorite brand of shoes

We had a nice Converse-ation

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👤︎ u/shakygravy
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