Where do Cows get their meds?
At the phar-Moo-cy
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
It's a waist product.
I was going to a fencing tournament with my teammates. In our hotel the night before, while unpacking, one of my teammates hit her head on a lamp. Rushing over I asked her if she was ok, or if she was feeling light-headed.
(Don't worry, she was perfectly ok)
The dean said, "It takes guts to learn anatomy."
Police said it was a dead giveaway.
to become a sturgeon
They say it's gone anti-viral.
Oooooh shiny object
A Mogolodong.
I hope you're happy!
How do you live with yourself?
Iām so mad Iām gonna come to your house and... give you a hug
they said, "you don't say!"
Doctor
Please help
Because books have spines.
In a room together with my sister and parents after not having seem them for a long time. Sister places her fingers a little under my ear (male) and is explaining to my mom what she has been learning in med school, "This the mandibular angle...".
My dad, also a doctor, then places his fingers on the same place on my sister's face and says, "and this is the womandibular angle". Cue hysterical laughter and me and my dad high fiving each other.
And I'm prescribed Norcos
I look at the bottle and look at my pharmacist and ask, "What did Aquaman do when he was cold?"
Blank stare.
"He put a hydrocodon". Then I shake the bottle.
The groan was real.
Dad sent me this pic today. http://imgur.com/rPiWFfn/
At the end of every class when everyone was ready to go, he'd tell us, "Hold on, there's only two more," meaning powerpoint slides. Then he'd pause, act like he'd had an epiphany and declare, "You know, my aunt had a two-more..."
