Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
It's a waist product.
I was going to a fencing tournament with my teammates. In our hotel the night before, while unpacking, one of my teammates hit her head on a lamp. Rushing over I asked her if she was ok, or if she was feeling light-headed.
(Don't worry, she was perfectly ok)
The dean said, "It takes guts to learn anatomy."
Police said it was a dead giveaway.
to become a sturgeon
they said, "you don't say!"
Please help
Dad sent me this pic today. http://imgur.com/rPiWFfn/
...but when it came time to apply for med school, he didn't have the guts.
In a room together with my sister and parents after not having seem them for a long time. Sister places her fingers a little under my ear (male) and is explaining to my mom what she has been learning in med school, "This the mandibular angle...".
My dad, also a doctor, then places his fingers on the same place on my sister's face and says, "and this is the womandibular angle". Cue hysterical laughter and me and my dad high fiving each other.
