โ€ชI mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a ๐Ÿฒ. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. โ€ฌ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/golubeerji
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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New father

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

"Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something."

"Dad you dont mea-"

"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.

"Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored."

"Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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A favorite joke from my childhood.

So, I saw a joke about a kid asking his Dad to make him a sandwich and it reminded me of something my Dad always told me.

Me: Dad, I'm hungry......can you make me a sandwich?

Dad: I'm not familiar with Mea Sandwiches, but I think there is some ham left.

At the time I always groaned, but now I look back on it fondly.

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'1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition'

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

"Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something."

"Dad you dont mea-"

"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.

"Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored."

"Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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