8 Hilarious MBS Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?

They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/futurecivilian

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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Have you heard about that band "999 MB"?

Well they haven't gotten a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/djkress

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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Dad once heard of a band called "1023 MB"

"Too bad it doesn't have any gigs yet"

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👤︎ u/Psychii_

📅︎ Nov 15 2016

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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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👤︎ u/GoatNoodles1

📅︎ Oct 05 2018

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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ May 24 2019

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Did you hear about that new indie band 999 Megabytes?

Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/gt0t

📅︎ Feb 08 2018

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Typical Dad

Dad: Have you ever heard of the band 1020 MB?

Me: Nope?

Dad: That's because they haven't got a gig yet

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👤︎ u/idontfrikkincare

📅︎ Jan 12 2014

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