“I’m not worried about her, she is a lightweight.”
Put him in a treehouse. That way, he would be Tree-Beck instead.
It was There and Beck again.
'Cause they like de feet
Because they like to taste defeat.
A real laughing stalk.
Nobody likes a bad support.
(Okay, that was bad. Need better ones please!)
They're trying to find victory in da feet.
"All I know about it so far is that you're the main character"
Da feet
I said right between winner-land and loser-land
A sore loser
When the light turned green they sped away.
I looked to my friend and said, “look at that S car go!”
Because he was a Thor loser
What a soar loser.
Guess who's gonna find a bunch of losers in a box tomorrow morning at their doorstep.
There have been barely any posts all year.
Oh wait, it’s a tie.
The loser had to wear their underwear over their pants.
Well, hun, pv=nrt.
(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)
What a soar loser.
I guess you could say that he was a Thor loser.
I walked in and said “Oi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!”
The salesman said “I’m over here, sir.”
I guess he was a sore loser.
A saw loser
You could say I'm a saw loser.
Scene: Halloween night (this is key), I am donned in normal garb (this is even keyer), and am approaching the front door to my parents house...
Me: knocks on door
Dad: opens door
Dad: "You dressed as a loser?"
Me: :(
End Scene.
Did you hear about the Chess Grandmaster who, after he lost a match, destroyed the table with a massive hammer and called lightning bolts down to destroy his opponent's car?
He was banned from future competitions for being such a Thor loser.
My daughter just text'd me this:
Smart Ass "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Gullible Loser "Why?"
SA "To get to the idiot's house."
GL "heh, that was horrible".
Fast forward 5 minutes
SA "Knock Knock"
GL "Who's there"
SA "The chicken"
GL "The chicken who....wait, I see what's coming".
She is so getting flogged when I get home!
At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.
I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"
Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."
