He must feel lonely at (k)night
What do you call lonely cheese?
Sent this to my gf cuz I felt lonely.
I was feeling lonely so I bought shares of GameStop stock.
I just wanted some company.
Ronald McDonald was lonely.
So God made a woman for him from his McRib.
What do you call a lonely and cheesy joke
Why is a lion never lonely?
Why are skeletons so lonely?
Because they have no body.
If you are feeling lonely during the Covid lockdown, why not buy some shares?
It’s always nice to have a bit of company.
I was lonely so I made a friend out of bread.
I guess I just kneaded someone.
Why was the anteater so lonely?
Cause there’s no such thing as an uncle-eater
A lonely tobacconist signed up to Tinder.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a match.
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the roof of my car
Why are skeletons so lonely?
Why did the lonely chess player go to Czechoslovakia?
Because he wanted a Czech mate!
Ghosts are so lonely that...
Why are breads always lonely?
The semicolon was invented because the colon was lonely...
It just wanted a little comma-raderie.
If you are feeling lonely during the lockdown, try buying a few shares from the financial market.
Then you’ll have a little bit of company.
Why don’t palm trees ever get lonely?
Because they have lots of fronds.
My daughter has been particularly moody and lonely recently...
Perhaps it’s because she’s a quaranteen.
Why is 1 such a lonely number?
Because people only ever say I love you too.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
So you all feel a bit less post ma-lonely
What state did the lonely cow moo to?
This bicycle is lonely. It has no body.
If you're ever feeling lonely, just remember...
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
Because he ain't got no body.
In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...
Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.
The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, “Darling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"
Why did the lonely millionaire sell the majority of his business?
He wanted a little company.
Why do batteries feel lonely?
Because they are never included in anything.
Some Dadjoke advice for all the lonely hearts out there
Here's what you should do:
Step 1: Buy a sheep
Step 2: name it "Relation"
And now... *drumroll* ... you have a relationsheep
Why was the variable so lonely?
Because everyone isolated them
Why did the lonely man work on his days off?
What kind of car does a lonely golfer drive?
Why was the skeleton lonely?
I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares
It's nice to have some company
My cheese is great at being lonely...
I was feeling lonely, so I bought some shares.
It’s nice to have a little company.
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