I put a picture of myself in a locket...

You could say, I'm Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:

β€œWell, I guess now you really are… independent"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..

.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace

I wanted her to be strong and independent

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My dad bought me a locket with my photo in it for my 18th birthday.

I guess he wanted me to be in da pendant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyCake0312
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What do you call a picture of a weight-lifting woman in a locket?

A strong independent woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_plantae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Locket = pendant . Hence "Inde-pendent" reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackswift09
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday. old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin0wens
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am

Independent

 

 

 

 

 

(from /u/gowthamcity)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..." reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alextound
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicman_ro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I bought my son a locket today

I clipped a picture of him and put it inside. I told him how proud I am because from this day forward he is independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johannes_Cabal_NA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Bucking tradition, I put my picture in a locket for my best girl...

I am so independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Borskaegel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2016
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she's independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she is independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...

I guess you could say I wanted him to be independent!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My dad gave me a locket with my photo in it when I turned 18.

I guess he wanted me to be in the pendant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyCake0312
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.

As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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If you wear a locket with a picture of yourself,

you can say that you are independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj_ravishjha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

You could say you’re independent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourfather223
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my picture in it. Guess I really am

independent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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