I took the last of my daughter's lo mein...

"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"

"Yeah, now what do you have?"

She frowns and says "no mein."

"Yup."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iguessthisismyname
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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My daughter orders Lo Mein at our local Chinese restaurant

I asked her if she wanted a high side to go with her lo Mein.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gryphalon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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Why does the dancer eat Chinese food?

Because he likes to get Lo Mein

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mradventureshoes21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?

Because he wanted a Lo Mein

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/clark_creationz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Schnauss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPalancik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Ever hear about the chinese restaurant owner that sold his establishment for crack?

they say he hit a new lo, mein.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/genocidechimp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My friend always prefers renting out his apartment to Chinese chefs.

They are usually lo mein tenants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Why is it easier to date a Chinese girl?

They're lo mein-tenance.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hamietao
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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Overheard at Panda Express

"Sure we've had lo-mein but have you ever tried hi-mein?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cs0290
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Why do landlords like to rent their storefronts to Chinese restaurants?

Because they're lo mein tenants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/commisaro
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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Ordering Chinese

Me: "I'd like an order of Beef Lo Mein please.

Waiter: "Sure."

Dad: "You're going to eat that all by yourself? That's low man (pronounced lo mein)."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alec5216
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2013
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Daughter was going out for Chinese

So i texted her "Shawty got lo lo lo lo mein"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/androk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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