My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…
They both make hits.
Re:LAX
Smaug.
Because that’s where he was told he could find Holmes.
At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.
UCLA.
"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"
"Yeah, now what do you have?"
She frowns and says "no mein."
"Yup."
Long distance caw
My dad is a corrections officer. Him and another guy, office Lo, are watching a prisoner at the hospital.
My dad said "if the prisoner acts up, I go high, he go Lo"
The security is always so LAX
Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"
Isaiah: "Uh... what?"
And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.
Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."
I call it SoCal commentary.
when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.
But I really don't want to talk to them. I'm worried I might have SoCal anxiety disorder.
...And admittedly, I was hesitant to share that pun. I'm worried it LAX something important, or that it's just going to get Los in translation.
I asked her if she wanted a high side to go with her lo Mein.
The headline was, "Super California Lipstick Vexes Halitosis"
So my dad and I were going around the Hollywood walk of fame, and we saw Tom Jones's star. My dad is a big fan, so he took a picture of it, but there was dirt all over it, along with a bunch of the others around it. My dad said "Of course Tom Jones's star is the dirty one." And I said "no dad, that's not unusual," and I got a blank stare until he laughed and gave me a high five
I guess it was LAX.
UCLA.
UCLA.
UCLA
