A list of puns related to "Lion taming"
I've been training my cats to eat a mannequin that looks like me on command, time for the life trial.
Have anybody cleared this quest and if so how?
im stuck and dont know what to do about the towers and the riddle
So, I'm stuck on the 'Taming the Towers' quest given b Emperor Ketema early in the LoL storyline. The quest seems easy enough, click on the towers in the order given by the quest text (Zebra, Hyena, Hippo, Cheetah, King=Palace), yet nothing happens.
Is there some kind of bug or am I just missing something?
I'm Sicilian for context, so I have super curly and frizzy hair that frizzes and turns every which way even when I straighten it! I have no idea what products to use and i've tried it all. At this point I don't care if I keep it curly or straighten it, I just want it out of a bun haha! Any ideas?
Iβm almost certain this is an episode of the Cleveland Show, but it not, itβs certainly contemporaneous. Living room of the scene is on the ground floor, with the kidβs bedroom up a set of stairs that is open to the living room below. The kid doesnβt want to go to bed, and when he sneaks out he realizes that he is missing out on the most epic circus in his living room
drive to an island where they spawn which will take you multiple hours based on where you are
try to find a spot where they spawn with all the foundations and buildings on every island
not being able to build a taming pen cause everything is claimed, trying to tame them from rocks and stuff or while kiting
fighting lag like a mad person hitting only every 5th arrow
THROWING BOLAS WITH LAG hitting only every 3rd bola
getting bitten from animals while taming, at least die 1-2 times in the process resetting almost fully the tame
had 2 wolfs at 70% finally.. due to lag I shot both in the head killing them in the process (almost smashed my keyboard)
letting them wake up to do the process over and over again just to run out of bolas (had 40 with me)
shooting so many arrows that my bow broke 10x and I probably consumed 100 arrows and 2 tools farming more arrows
had to stop at 60% cause I had no option anymore to do dmg to them from range
tried to fight him with a sword .. failed horribly, went back to farming
it was a lvl 3 wolf
dreamed of my unofficial ark server where this would have taken 15 min.
now imagine losing that thing as easy as you lose everything else in the game
who the fuck wants to do that process multiple times?
so.. you had this amazing opportunity to take the boring taming from ARK and make it better and the idea you had was that you have to bola animals every 1.5 minutes and before doing that you have to shoot it down to 20% hp? while you knew that your servers are probably on the same lag level as ARK official this was the genius move. hit a moving object that rubber bands like crazy with arrows/swords what ever first, before you must use a bola.. while that thing regens health and you constantly have to switch between bola and dmg tool, WHILE NOT KILLING THAT THING
why not a series of events that logically make sense.
trap animal, starve animal, feed animal, play with animal, ride animal like your horse taming, pet animal for affection, after doing all this its yours.
sorry for my english, its really late and IΒ΄m just insanely frustrated right now
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>"As, Aggivessana, an elephant tamer, driving a great post into the ground, ties a forest elephant to it by his neck so as to subdue his forest ways, so as to subdue his forest aspirations, and so as to subdue his distress, his fretting and fever for the forest, so as to make him pleased with villages and accustom him to human ways β even so, Aggivessana, these four applications of mindfulness are ties of the mind so as to subdue the ways of householders and to subdue the aspirations of householders and to subdue the distress, the fretting and fever of householders; they are for leading to the right path, for realizing nibbana.
https://www.accesstoinsight.org/tipitaka/mn/mn.125.horn.html
I got reminded of how badly a former coworker of mine was a neckbeard thanks to reading the stories on here. So without further ado, here is the tale of J and his brief tenure at my workplace.
J was your typical neckbeard--scraggly beard, unwashed, smelly long hair, overall odor of eau de natural stank, etc. This is never really a good thing; however it hurts even more when you work in a sandwich shop and are in small spaces together. When he started he regaled all of us with the tale of his girlfriend, who had been through a number of traumas and how he wanted to use his first paycheck or two to treat her nicely--renting a limo, buying her a fancy dress, taking her to a romantic dinner, etc. He then proceeded to attempt to flirt with every single young girl that worked there (except for me, but that's because I am at least 10-15 years older than most of my coworkers and in a supervisory position). All of the girls were pretty visibly repulsed, but he never took notice and was very intent on trying to woo them.
He would tell all sorts of stories in an effort to impress us. The most memorable one was his claim that his dad raised lions, and that when he was 9 he was carrying 50 lb of antelope meat into the lion's den when suddenly the lion sprang up and pounced upon boy meat prey instead. The lion attempted to chow down on J's arm, but no worries! J was a quick thinker, and managed to yank on this lion's tongue in such a manner that he was able to yank the tongue out of the lion's mouth, thus preventing the lion from being able to close its jaws around J's arm to have a nibble. And then dad finally bothered to get in the picture and do... something. I don't even remember, to be honest, because the scene painted of a 9 year old boy saving himself from a lion smelled worse than he did.
J was not a very good worker. We once received a customer complaint on him because he took 30 minutes to make 2 sandwiches. The manager actually pulled up the cameras on this, and the customer was not exaggerating--J was attempting to talk and make sandwiches and he just was not able to do two things at once. He frequently took 10 minutes to do 2 minute tasks, and tried to busy himself with "helper work" which really meant him dicking around pretending to do things, and I would let him sometimes because it was better than outright dealing with him otherwise.
What finally did J in was one time when he decided he was going to help a female coworker with choppin
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