I have no words to describe how angry I am.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
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The worker responded “it’s our special tea”
Happy Father’s Day fellow dads!
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Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
Aware wolf.
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
They put a cap on it.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
Me: "Yeah, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
He broke the seed limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
Adding 1 more would make it 2 farty
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
... I guess you could say these protests are changing the landscape.
Turns out he was a shit driver..
Me: My love for you is 0/0 Her: Aww, infinite? Me: Nahh,Undefined. Her: Why are you like this, is there no limit to your stupidity? Me: Umm, now that you say it, I should've applied a limit to it. Her: I want to break your bones, ugh. Me: So are you saying that I'll have to re-visit the l'hospital?
I can still drink from the bottle
I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole
At this rate, he will never be in class on time.
He sure showed me what I was made of.
You look at your X and wonder Y.
I'm an astronaut.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
They drank their root beer out of square cups!
I’ll name it Limited Addition.
I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.
I said, "Thanks. You're a real trooper."
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
