Lightweight Puns

A list of puns related to "Lightweight"

I used to be part of a worldwide clandestine organization that sold adult toys made from lightweight metal.

We called ourselves “The AluminumNaughty”

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👤︎ u/Skarkroe
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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A truck carrying a load of lightweight narrow boats blew a tire and crashed into a river.

Canoe believe it

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👤︎ u/TGerke
📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.

Because what goes up must calm down.

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👤︎ u/Select-Atmosphere110
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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The Biggest Loser’s contestant talking about his opponent:

“I’m not worried about her, she is a lightweight.”

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a skinny person waiting at a red light ?

light-wait (get it, like lightweight)

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👤︎ u/yungWilly2004
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Two guys walk into a bar

You'd think the second guy would have noticed it.

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👤︎ u/cdiddy579
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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As a kid, whenever my friends rotary phone rang...

...his dad jumped up into a boxing stance and said, "what round is it". For you kiddies, rotary phones sounded like a bell ringing.

Backstory, he often reminded us we were talking to the 1940 something pacific fleet middle lightweight champ.

He was a great guy and I miss him.

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👤︎ u/battle_hardend
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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