I went to go see the liberty bell...

It wasn't all that it was cracked up to be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Do you know what the people who cracked the liberty bell deserve?

A no bell piece prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chippedreed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why do Americans never knock?

Because freedom rings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrClash8738
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
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I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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