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Lentil Puns

A list of puns related to "Lentil"

First time posting here, please be lentil.
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👤︎ u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn’t pay $50 to let a lentil on my face.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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👤︎ u/falgony
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Lentils
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👤︎ u/Kramenyak
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?

A dali Llama

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👤︎ u/Popsiclesaucing
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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My daughter told me she's not fond of lentils.

I told her, "Me neither. I prefer adventils."

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👤︎ u/farrenkm
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.

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👤︎ u/wittynutter
📅︎ May 25 2021
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What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?

I've never had a lentile on my chest before.

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👤︎ u/Timmyp79
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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No escape from reality
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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How do legume wars end?

With a peas treaty.

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👤︎ u/Semi-Empathetic
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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I asked my son if he wanted to Play Fartnite tonight.

He said: "Dad, it's called Fortnite"

I said "No son, we're having lentils for dinner"

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👤︎ u/Murphy223
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Éclair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lémon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflé Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyére

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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👤︎ u/kat_fogg
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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I stopped eating pea soup recently.

I gave it up for lentil.

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👤︎ u/windral
📅︎ Sep 13 2015
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face.

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👤︎ u/majblackburn
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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