What is a wolf's favorite leafy green?
AROOgula.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
What was Whitney Houston's favorite leafy green vegetable?
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Leafy green vegetables used to be bad for Catholics...
Which is why during mass, we say "Lettuce prey."
I wanted to make a joke about leafy greens
But that’s venturing into uncharded territory.
What do you call someone who is attacked by a leafy green vegetable?
Lettuce prey.
This has probably been said a thousand times, but my girlfriend somehow didn't find it hysterical.
While making dinner tonight for the family, my girlfriend wanted to add more of that dark, leafy, and easily pun-able green called Kale.
Girlfriend: Can I add more kale?
Me: Won't that be over-kale?
A man goes to buy some plants...
A man is going plant shopping and is getting help from an attractive cashier. He finally gets ready to buy his leafy plants when she asks how he'll be paying. He lowers his sunglasses and says "hosta la Visa, baby"
