What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?

A share riff.

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👤︎ u/Megaman_90
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do they call the law enforcement in Indiana?

Indianapolice

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What do you call law enforcement in a large city?

Megalopolice.

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What do you call snake who switches careers from standup comedy to Canadian law enforcement?

Mountie Python

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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I did a stand-up comedy gig for a law enforcement fraternity...

... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.

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What do you call a prostitue that only works for law enforcement branches of the government?

Police Escort

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👤︎ u/Seaweed_17
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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If law enforcement officers were called to the apartment of a female bassist in response to a noise complaint, there would be sheriffs because she riffs.
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👤︎ u/ManLeader
📅︎ Feb 22 2014
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What kind of dinosaur enforces the law?

A triceracop

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My Dad said this one today.

So I was talking to my Dad about his work (Law Enforcement) and the transporting of criminals and how the searches work and how people could say things like "We found a pair of scissors in his rectum" to which my dad says "Rectum? They could have killed him."

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